14 - Football

Ah, the beautiful game, played by the biggest cheats and uncouths of all sportsmen and women. Here's ten personal hates just for football:

1. Shirt pulling
2. Diving
3. Defenders holding out arms to prevent a forward moving
4. Claiming innocence
5. Arguing with the referee
6. Spitting and chewing
7. 'Shepherding' the ball out of play (obstruction)
8. Tattoos, diamond earrings and other jewelry
9. Badge and ring kissing
10. Wearing thermal 'body armour' which is longer than the shirt or shorts

But perhaps my biggest gripe is the fact that they are so overpaid and spoilt.